My sister. How did you ever guess? My favorite stuffJTHMI have my libraries copy of JTHMI shall quote Noodle Boy for you:) (Full copyright/credit to Jonhnen Vasquez for writin' the stuff, I'm just sharing the spleeny goodness with you). *yawn* I'm back. Almost all of the really long sentences are under 1,000 words. Although, as I said, there's no way to prove me wrong OR right. Back to the original topic! aSk anybody. They're basically begging on the street. It was sad. owfrjtnrgkzcbvwruogjlvdajngwruojlnvdakjefnlvk aij hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, jfeoisbhoaubhfvionadkfvbskjvb efnvkjnbsxuhbgv hiiiii, this has one word in it first person to see the gets $100 cash app njhcewhfb whebfuewhfjwenifbewiubfiebfebwqjfbwejnfewihfiuhweniufjeuirhfiuerfburiebfiewbjfkwefqhcewfhepwuhfiuwerfuiwqerpifjbruegferiuhfiuerwhfuiifewiviiuhuihrgiobguhtrbiuhtreiubhriurhviuwrhiuvht4rnrijpewvpiefhwnovjibrfpierfnhvipuerbfviuphrwipjvnwefkjvnpwiefv pirfnhpiejpoerwpivherwpoivhwepriuvipr evijnreijnrojvwejrfvoijerreiobfr iuvfrvjo frvjrweoijbvweiojrfoiwervicebrwouvbwerouvu perivoerijvoiuwerbviouweroiuberouvberfoefubvouiwriuebrouweuberwiuvherivyherwiubvewiurobviuwervuwervouwrewoiuvherwiuoeHIewijvhferiucbuhewjdhfewiufdhiu3riuheriufheriuhfiuerhfiuhwreiufhirwhiufhwiurhfiuhreiuhfiuheriwfhriehfiuerwhufihreuifheirhfiuwheruifherwoiuwfheruhwifhreiuhwoiuhfuerhfhwruifhriuehfueri. I mean, who'd a thought? It's like grand-theft auto 3's talk show, you know, the one where there are Citizens Raging Against Phones? This has been a public service announcment. Why on earth would we go have way across the world to fight them when we didn't even really need oil?!! Even the air is conspiring to squish me! An enemy so terrifying that Moose cannot stop shaking. The vendors even play whimsical music which I strongly suspect contains subliminal messages to make you hungry for ice cream. I have once again caused that explody sensation in your brain meats! 4. Or would it be cheating if I didn't have multiple personalities? NOTHING! If there are an infinte number of worlds with human life, than there are an infinte number of worlds that have someone exactly like you, with only a few key differences. Dum-B-Gon stimulates brain activity, making you up to 10 times smarter! That's it, I'm gonna take drastic measures! In any case, she is clearly insane. Or, as an alternative, I could have ruined several plans for world domination that other people made. I would have sold the monkey and the organ and been able to eat for at least a year. I tend to make those tiny mistakes, and get bad grades, even if I understand the concepts. It tooked about envelooping (enveloping) cracked nuts and parables. So the (smallest number) + (middle number) = (largest number) The number 3, 4 and 5 satisfy this condition 3 + 4 = 5 because 3 = 3 x 3 = 9 4 = 4 x 4 = 16 5 = 5 x 5 = 25 and so . After all, you're a responsible, intelligent person who apparently has a lot of time on your hands. This sentence makes strategic use of the past perfect, two times. I thought it was. And then people will start reading. After much deliberation, she decided that she wouldn't eat. Our definition is "a lung disease caused by inhalation of very fine silicate or quartz dust." The entry for this word can be found in our Medical Dictionary. In anycase, this was particularly funny because Tonileigh is one of my "normaler" friends. Any way, I'm leaving to eat some Cheessy goodness! Either I am growing more comfortable with my on-line writing, or I am progressivly getting more insane and chaotic. As you may or may not know, small children swarm the ice cream trucks. *there's that darn cricket again* And I have a genuine question to ask all of my loyal readers *cough-cough* Okay, here it is: Is it normal for a non-gender specific sibling to carry around various dead reptiles (snakes, turtles, lizards etc.) Wal-mart TV is evil. I must defeat the sister site of the Longest Text Ever! He snuck up on me one day in our room (in the game) with a sword! Which is why it's not even 10:00 and here I am, typing. This is one of the weirdest sites: or your money back! The food was superb, (our food came the exact opposite of how we ordered it, and half of the onion rings were missing) Then we joyfully returned to our game(my sister and the ex-con played my mom) We spent hours there (from 5p.m.-7:15p.m.) He once said, It was Faulkner at his most involuted and incantatory who most enchanted me. The current record holder for the longest english sentence is Jonathan Coe for his staggering 33-page, 13,955-word sentence in The Rotters Club, 2001. are completly accidental and are not the fault/responsibility of the creators. I know this is the best site ever, thanks for the compliment! But, the wings were'nt really special. HOW ARE YOU DOING? In any case, I hope you enjoyed our patheticness. It'd be like someone thinking that scabs are atractive, 'case they protect you from disease. Today, I took a long look at this site, which is the acomplishment of almost a year of work. The fake blood seeped into the open wound. What if, eventually, Earth's gravity get's very very strong, and we all imploud from the squishyness? Ugh. Try it. And still frustrated. Or possibly rightthat would be scary. And ever loony in America decided that it was a conspiracy. I sincerely appologize if anyone is offended by my view of memorization. Teens Against Cartoon Owls. She didn't think it was weird, either. The Patron Saint of Paper Clips in no way wishes harm on your computer. I now officially have proof that someone has been here! There was something else I had to tell you loyal *cricket chirps, someone coughs* fans. Although there are many lengthy monologues and multi-line descriptions in literature, the chapter from American author William Faulkner 's 1936 novel Absalom, Absalom! Minerals added for a pure, fresh taste." She's my little puppyshe fears grape flavored stuff, wind, rain, television, noise, silence, small children and pretty much everything. With our patented "spray". That made him happy. I'm back. No? Which would be boring. Out of sheer curiosity, I asked Mrs. X who participated in the Civil War. The whole meal thing was about the only interesting thing to happen during the week. Who am I kidding? Here, topic, topic, topic! You CANNOT DENY it! It's not fair. I'm gonna quote from the FLAMING CHICKENS HANDBOOK again! Wooooooo! Not one of those bargain ones anyone can find at your local topic discount outlet store. It's not fair! Here is the sum total of my group's work. That means I really can justify claiming to have two and a half readers! After all, no one would really care if I quit updating this site. )And for all the idiots out there: Try new and improved Dum-B-Gon! Today's rant is a panic rant. It sucked. Soif you wish to contribute to this great and magneficent and magestic and MOOSEY projectwe need the following things: 739 rolls of aluminium foil (preferably the extra shiny kind) 417 refridgerator boxes, 9000 rolls of "sticky on both sides" duct tape, 300 lbs of chicken feathers (preferably white) and 1 (one) thermo-nuclear-rocket-thruster. We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. When I related this story to my friends (including "Meg") they thought it was hilarious. While studying at Johns Hopkins University, Barth found himself writing about his native Eastern Shore Maryland in a pastiche style of middle Faulkner and late Joyce. He may have won some praise from a visiting young William Styron, but the finished opus didnt flyfor one thing, because Faulkner intimately knewhis Snopses and Compsons and Sartorises, as I did not know my made-up denizens of the Maryland marsh. The advice to write only what you know may not be worth much as a universal commandment. After graduating with a BA in Fashion and Textile Design in 2013, Emma decided to combine her love of art with her passion for writing. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. I think. I have very low expectations of my site. It sets a perfect example for you young, impressionable minds. No one I know is that obsessed with earrings, it was just an example. He took the TAB member quiz and turned out to be me, he took the JOB quiz, and was a repo man (which had a pic of my brother) He said he wanted to see what I was doing, and to make sure that I wasn't saying anything derrogatory about my parents. I want an elective. If that's not a vast conspiracy, then nothing on this Earth is. I've heard of poems and stuff written by people who were high, insane or paranoid. It's really stressfull. It was uncomfortable in the back, it was too hot, it was too cold. I don't care if I'd get home only an hour or so before I normaly do. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. The notag. I was bored, and a dilligent reader suggested I make fake commercials, sotherer they are. Everything is fine. Did you really think I'd give you guys my ADDRESS? Please find all options here. There is a world where you are a faerie. The little counter at the bottom keeps going up? Before we knew it, we were on the road. I feel inspired and happy and other really good emotions and stuff. Wellprepare to be enlightened. Welllet's see. Her first guess was enslaved africans. Well, next time you buy your $3 FREAKIN' dollar bottle of water, consider this. If (and this is a big if) the world DOES survive, we can beg them for food, oxygen and other supplies. When someone of her generation runs for president, I'm gonna do a complete background check. *sigh* *sniffle* *snort* *insert word that is a sound that begins with an "s" here* I don't have much time, so, I must be brief. I will show you an example with this completly true stuff that I experienced several years ago. And very concerned about this new, younger generation (all 10 year olds who were born in 1992) They are supposed to be the future. William Faulkner was featured in 1983 Guinness Book of World Records for this 1,288-word sentence from Absalom, Absalom! None ever comes here, I could do this all day long and I still wouldn't have any more hits. AND THAT IS WHY TOASTER PASTRIES WILL BURST INTO FLAMES IF YOU DON'T KEEP AN EYE ON THEM! It's annoying. (Next exciting commercial! If you're awake to hear it, chances are that you've already noticed the smoke, fire and eminent danger. You cannot follow the vast, mind-boggling logic that is ME! Hello, everyone! This has been a weird day. I am so buying this movie when it comes out on DVD. Welltwo can play by THOSE rules. BoyI really enjoy confusing myself! The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm contains the longest known sentence in the English language. Either way, I'm here. If they're anything like my sister, I'm movin' to Canada. Code: 742 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that in no part does the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (That's still me!) In any case, my theory means that playing video games is very cruel. Although why you'd be here if you didn't want to read is beyond me. Do you know I never even had a computer untill just a few months ago (that's why I'm obsessivly writing here) So I won't pity you if you're computer dies for unexpected reasons. Keep pressing it. We become indebted to. My mother tried to order a mushroom-swiss burgeronly to discover that the place had no swiss-cheese. Unless, of course, the government was smart enough to have cameras without the blinkie light. My character is actually dodging the stupid rocks better now then when I controlled him. The huge run-on sentence consists of 1,288 words and countless clauses. OH, SO SPLENDID!! (the mindless fight scenes were really cool, too). HenceforthCode: 666 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that under no circumstance will the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who) be forced to wear anything other than a t-shirt and preferably black jeans. Immediatly, my mother started complaining. Hits all right. Longest Word in English (189,819 Letters) a guest . So far this is nowhere near the world record. She'll shake and run from it, then suddenly dive and bite it's head. "Mr. Owl, can you tell us how many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop?" I'm like the little engine that could. I can appreciate a spiffy black outfit as much as the next person, but everytime I consider actually buying clothes for aesthetic value, I think about how I could better spend my money. Instead they appear to be a nuclear armagedon in the form of a fifth grader. Not that my mother is annoyingjust set in her ways. Anyway, there's nothing wrong with reading food labels. This seemed slightly unpracticle, so we ended up not taking that 337 mile detour. I worked sorta hard on this. World's largest sentence. School has been on for four days now. Did I resume asking retorical questions? We had to tell him that he would probley have to wait untill he was 21. It's been awhile, (at least two weeks) since I've written here. Humor the crazy person, okay? Wellseeya! The reason I have to get up at 6 something is that III ride the bus to school. Isnt' that nice? As inshe read the ENTIRE Longest Text Ever. Megan has hair. Had this been an actual emergency, we would have bought up all the can openers and charged 3 cows and a pig for each one. Imagine reading a novel with a sentence that was 40 000 words long! The insanity and stupidity is mind boggling! You must check out the fortunes section of the random stuff page! isnt paying attention. It was down for a whole day or so 'cause of all the traffic I got from my new quizes. I can just see it nowIt could be called Know-Your-Food. I should be asleep. A profound statement, if I ever heard one. If you expect nothing and get something, you're happy. I think I'll get my little sister to be the test piolet. And now, back to our featured presentation. Longest math problem copy and paste We'll provide some tips to help you choose the best Longest math problem copy and paste for your needs. Because it is in those veyr colors that the Matrix is programmed! Unfortuantly, we had already driven 337 miles toward our destination. Is this getting confusing to you? She agrees, but only after seeing how important it is to him. Remember to send your answers to my sanity quiz to the e-mail account, flamingchickens333@hotmail.com Oh, and once I refer to myself in the first person again, the handbook quote is over. My brother(age 13) even decided upon a new job he wants when he's old enough to work, a busboy at the bar. Isn't that sort of ironic? But, believe me, it's MUCH more practical than the alternative. But somewhere, it exists. The smoke detector either never went off, or went off and the people just slept through it. HA! What is the alternative, you ask? And on to: Number Eight: I could haveuhhhhummmmmactually thought up these things before hand. Of course, if everything is realthen the Universe is pretty contradictory. Too bad. JOsh says it was only one piece of cake. I tried to explain. What would happen when that dreamer woke? "Yep, Bill, time to dump the arsnic in so it tastes pure!" Was it on purpose, or was it just some mistake? School children won't be able to correctly identify the color of a zebra. Then it must diepainfully. Okay, fire is loud. Or I could be like that annoying guy on T.V. But, my stupid internal alarm clock is starting to wake me up around six. It's been practically proven that Ketchup transforms into a highly intoxicating (non-addictive) delicious substance upon returning from the 5th Dimension. Nowjust stop a second and contemplate that. Sonow I am down to one and a half readers. Wellthey are. Okay, maybe it was the ranch dressing instead of the special, fresh buffalo wings. That's right! It's a worthy cause! "angry mob form"? I finnaly get some free time to rant and rave and all my topics just magically melted away. It's yours for only 3 bi-monthly payments of $3.95 ($3,95,000 on days ending in "y")Don't forget, Dum-B-Gon is practically guaranteed! It sucked. its dark and I want to go home is where the heart was where is it now? Yep! He tried to kill me! I'm back. In Math, one teeny, tiny little mistake will make you get the entire thing wrong. what I fear comes right after here not this life or the next will I ever be able to pass the test? Remember: if the show sucks, it's their fault, not ours! The World's Longest Sentence (5237 words) by Mark Virtue (1980, aged 15) Once upon a while back there was an ambitious contortionist who made up his mind he would try to conquer the twenty-seventh highest dead volcano on Neptune, with his tongue secretly hiding behind his overweight postman's Swedish Hi-Fi set and the shoelaces of his Persian . You are deviousI give you that. If she had been in the Matrix, she would have likely been with Morpheus, never would have known about the plan's failure, would therefore not have been in the situation that resulted in her death. Or maybe I'll go make a frozen pizza. I highly recommend you see the movie yourself. Gambling is so much fun! It seems like blaggerent plagerism. I can work with mistrust. She goes crazy if someone holds it, 'cause it's getting attention and not her. We have halloween and christmas pictures on the NeoPics link. I think. WaitI really don't even know if anyone bothers to read this. 516 words 'In the event that the Purchaser defaults in the payment of any instalment of purchase price, taxes, insurance, interest, or the annual charge described elsewhere herein, or shall default in the performance of any other obligations set forth in this . Or have I been doing that too much lately? Emma Taggart is a Contributing Writer at My Modern Met. Yeah, I know, regular schedule schools do that. By Ben Lee. That's right, folks. Now, you must realize that I have described only one aspect of this movie of all movies. *yet another highly dramatic, time-consuming sigh* I need a topic. One day the chief sent his servants everywhere to find a good story-teller. We could call ourselves TACO! That would explain that annoying green little blinkie light in them. Too Bad! What a good idea! I may NEVER shut up. become not entertained, the Patron Saint of Paper Clips will be forced to take drastic measures. Would it be cheating to fill it out again? ME: My vicious, psychotic, flesh-eating bunny-rabbit wants to rule the world. It cannot behmmmmmaybe I should just use IMAGINARY duct tapeit's easier to come by ,but it's much more expensiveI'm not sure what to do. I probley should have capitalized something, or underlined but I'm feeling lazyhey, you try to keep your two and a half readers happy! So it doesn't matter. Called the Boolean Pythagorean Triples problem, it was Solve Now. He goes for Trinity, makes it just in time to catch her body, and starts her heart back up. I believe that she was just listing countries she knows America has fought against. Remember, e-mail psopc@flaming-chickens.com the much needed suppliesif that is possible. You KNOW I ran out of imaginary money last week when I bought that imaginary country. i am tiredbut cannot go to sleep. Uhdon't think soNumber Four: I could have learned to drive. Or maybe not. It's just a matter of degree. And I congratulate any reader who has gotten this far. Today, I'm here to salute the Pointless Signs Of America! But how, may I ask, can you find the end of the FREAKIN' universe? It's also a pretty prime example of how homonyms (words that share spelling and pronunciation but have different meanings) can really confuse things. Pikachu! thats iti so tiredbye-bye. I ended up writing things during the time of night when EVERYTHING is hilarious, including the word sheep. I would be. An enemy so hideous that Moose must destroy it at all costs. i felt sorry for my dad. More recently, I was trying to instill a sense of empathy and niceness in her. I'm back. 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Since I'm not particualarly inspired at the moment, I should leave and let you gather what is left of your sanity. Now MY brain meats feel explody. It was fun. NowI'm gonna go and worry about the light on my toaster ovenseeya! Number Three: I could have studied and stuff. Now is the time to mourn the loss of one of my most loyal readers (I think she's read the entire thing one time, which is more than anyone else has done so far) She has been banned from accesing any portion of the Internet, do to reasons that must remain confidental due to security reasons. Today, I was checking out some weird news. TACO is still in my heart. And I can't think of anything else to do. You mean that I'm just randomly responding regardless of your reactions? Seeya. These cookies do not store any personal information. While you wait for yesterday's tomorrow, lunge back and remember that day. Thank you for sending me this email. That's the sixth time I've said back! Yes, it goes on and on my friend. He always enjoyed it because it meant that somewhere, he was the Supreme Dictator of the Galaxy. AwwwwwI'm touched! "Meg" wrote it for a school assignment. But I'm sure that if I just would have put my mind to it, I could have done it. 'I found nothing else to do but to offer him on of my good Swede's ship's biscuits I had in my pocket'" And we're supposed to be GOOD in English! This annoyed my mother further, untill she asked, no, demanded that my father turn the car around so that we could go home. But now I realize that I am considerably more normal than the rest of my family. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. My family has always bought Cheez-Its, to the point of making me physically sick at the thought of eating one. When I'm older, I would like to have a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. Molly's soliloquy is a touchstone for writers aiming to go long. I gave him cupcakes, and presents, and did everything I could to befriend him! It doesn't. *scrunches eyes and makes funny sounds* Nope. We can all wear spiffy space-suits and feel all superiour to all those stupid earthlings. You don't see them, but your subconsious (dreaming) mind does. OkayI'm back. Of course, when I next saw my Mom, she retold the story to me, several times. The very next day, she decided that we were going north, after all. *sigh* There are no topics anywhere near me. Fire is my frienduntil it burns me. He can save mankind, and doom Trinity. I can just see Hot Dog, and Pizza trucks roaming the neighbor hoods, selling treats to hungry childrenand adults. I pity them, I really do. *g8ggles* bye. The only reason the makers of Cheese-Nips don't get sued is because of the tast difference and Cheese Nips are made of real "cheese" rather than cheez. Even more incredible, this time it's someone I don't even know! EryeahI'm back. With knowledge you can win money and the opportunity to look like a dork on national television. Later that day, she decided we were NOT going north, we were going south to a beach resort. consisting of 1,288 words and who knows how many different kinds of clauses. Alrighty then. Here is a long equation without line number. As in, I was half-asleep, hoping that we'd arrive while I slept. It is mandatory to procure user consent prior to running these cookies on your website. Would it vary? All I know is that I've been assuming one thing while the person in charge has been assuming a completly different thing. The sentence ends up with a 3,609,750-letter . I'm back. *giggling* It's very, very late at nite. (Think of the fake-looking Star Trek aliens). Do you care? I wonder what it's name would be. While she writes every day, shes also devoted to her own creative outletEmma hand-draws illustrations and is currently learning 2D animation. One method is successive iterations, such as There's more! who keeps asking if you can hear him. Or perhaps not. What does this mean to you? (In a very vast sense) And: did you ever notice that the word "conspiracy" is vastly similar to the word "constipation". AhhhI see your confusion! I can even see the Official Flaming Chicken Rocket. And if they're so poor, what possessed them to buy a monkey? Or possibly a really good president who wanted to fly to the moon. Which is what I do best. The paradox of my system of beliefs leads me to believe that the universe, in fact, is not infinite. Please read our disclosure for more info. What makes them undesirable for pie? Code 452 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that the Patron Saint of Paperclips (ME!!!) May your day be shiney! Unfortunatly, I once again am devoid of a topic. Since I have a rather weird phobia of touching my own skinthis made my evening my own personall torture session. I sure am. Fire is good. He can deactivate the machines, (squidies) but at great personal cost. It's a small light, but it's sooooooo annoying. BYE!!! Death is like life in that after you die some things start life again inside of you. I SEE YOUR GAME! Why can't I have more readers?! I for one, didn't know about such dire consequences for not deliberatly failing classes. Seeyahmmm..I wonder if there's subliminal stuff in my computerI'm back. Well, I dont want to organize this page, in any manner. So my goal changed from surviving to laughing evilly while my character died. For all you know you could be staring at that freaky 3-D maze screen saver with a blank look on your face while you THINK you're reading an inhumanly long text. Okay. Plus, boxes are more convient than bags. (and redundancy!) Or maybe it's everybody else that's weird. I should make bumber stickers saying that. Why on earth did they keep the monkey? It would hum, and hum, and humand then mercifully die. It is now my civic duty to discover this ancient mystery, and reveal it to the uncaring world. Second of all, you would have to have the patience to read through all of this. This is actually my third attempt at doing this. I usually have less than 30 minutes. (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. We made a guild, and I wrote out the transcripts of the first ever Asparagus War in narrative form (mock epic, very cheesey) Since it's very, very long, I'll post it here to meet my imaginary word quota for the day! So far two whole people (to my knowledge) have read the entire thing, and a few people have skimmed it. I hate Math. Stay tuned to hear my thoughts on tanning, and an evil card game, and who knows what elseOkay I'm back. Sad to admit, but the majority of people would rather read the summary at the back of a book rather than the whole book itself. Oh, well. Are you surprised? You remember my Moose's arch-enemy, don't you? Robinson was sentenced in 1997 for the kidnapping and rape of a 12-year-old girl. Work. Goodbye! Doesn't that just make you proud to be weird? Is this eating up time? I'm not sure how I CAN be brief since I have absolutly nothing to say. Were hoping to rely on our loyal readers rather than erratic ads. Another reason why this isn't as long as Galaxy's is that I refuse to write every day as it would--this is the funny part--LOWER THE QUALITY OF MY OVERALL WORK! Never mind. *cheesy super-hero voice* Well, fear not, random citizen, for I, PSOPC am here! *reader starts inching towards freedom* I better goI think that I may have a problem brewing. WANNA SEE ME PULL A TAPEWORM OUTTA MY ****!! that was recognised in the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records was the longest ever written. In return for not taking the easy route, he gains a power in the more or less real world. This is just a pointless excursive in spelling errors and grammatical imprecision. I'm leavingnow I'm back! i cannot feel my feet. THey might havve been important, but we keep forgetting them. The answer is still infinity. Look how long this has gotten. Or whatever. I think this is so cool that he spent this time on it but who would really read this all, omg i have to read this about a week and im done and i just want to say this have made my day, i have wrote a story which has 12083 words in it.